spacegiants: mensrightsactivist: (reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)
izzetheking: Qeustians you should be asking yourself What the FUCK is a hater? Where the Fuck do i BUY a hater??? WHY the fuck do i want a hater??
Hi I’m back.
maakara: ?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????
genuinelylarry: what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves
condorn: ” UR MUM!!!!” Haha only british people will get it xD
causticmarionette: TO THE WINDOW
causticmarionette: TO THE WALL
eteo: tariei: tariei: i wanted to find a picture of someone crying in the corner but i hit enter too fast and googled “crying in the corn” instead and this showed up please stop reblogging this post im going to cry are you going to cry in the corn
everyday I start to hate my life more and more
profoak: profoak: THIS JUST HAPPENED i’m just going to bring this back
kanyewesticle: “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Suzy.” “Suzy who?” Suzy holds back tears as she realises her grandmother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse
rhydonmyhardon: stumbling across a random followers tagged/me and discovering that they’re unbelievably hot
fourtwentying: sigh-asdfghjkl: andrewhussiesbosom: [9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders [8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders [1 year old voice] ugh fetuses
partybarackisinthehousetonight: i am mad at itunes 99.9% of the time
partybarackisinthehousetonight: the year is 2032 *taylor swift dates every guy on earth and moves to another planet*
paper-mache-soldiers: theperksofbeinga-cunt: jonnovstheinternet: In Romania they have box Vodka. It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw. 🙌 Yes please
kanyewesticle: holynipples: kanyewesticle: jakemalik: kanyewesticle: *whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that *bites lip* oh yeah baby *touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that *pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper what
ichigotchis: grand theft deviantart
Damn I go inactive for a week and I lose 12 followers
shaymins: *whips guitar out* I REALLY LIKE YOU A LOT *strums guitar* YOU ARE REALLY COOL *plays heavy metal song* I WANT TO TALK TO YOU *head banging* BUT YOU SCARE ME SO MUUUCH *smashes guitar* thank you all
darthgravy: does anyone remember law4kids like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING
samqirl: things tumblr needs to change: the fucking video player things tumblr changed: the fucking audio player
500daysofeffyou: SpongeBob, where’s my order? Did you look under the tray? Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.